Retired Mental Gymnast T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717 | Church Alumni Association
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$29.99
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Retired Mental Gymnast T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717 | Church Alumni Association
$29.99
You spent years bending over backward to make church history match the Sunday School version. Congratulations on your retirement.
The gymnastics rings are for all that mental gymnastics. The beehive is for those of us who learned it in Utah. No more explaining why the explanation needs another explanation. You can just say, “That doesn’t add up,” and go have a nice day.
The shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun US cotton.
- Soft-washed, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric with a relaxed unisex fit.
- Double-needle stitching, tubular body without side seams, and sewn-in label.
- Printed front; plain back. Sizes and colors available in the selector.
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Church Alumni Association. For life after the amen.
Size guide (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |